Giant Rubik Cube at Huawei mate 20 launch in London

Something for the Weekend, Sir? Keep me in a cupboard. When the fancy takes you, let me out and I’ll do your bidding. I won’t mind as long as you make it worth my while. Hmm, that didn’t sound right. What I meant to say was that I would like you to put me on retainer to provide consultancy advice. Unfortunately, what I actually wrote reads back like an elevator pitch by The Gimp from Pulp Fiction.

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/11/30/take_my_advice_and_stop_using_rubiks_cubes_to_prove_your_intelligence/