Surprising no one, Rolls-Royce has confirmed that it is joining rival brands in offering an ultra-luxe, SUV-like product in coming years. We say “SUV-like” because Rolls is referring to it as an “everywhere” vehicle—cue collective eye-roll—and claims that it is absolutely not a tit-for-tat answer to the Bentley Bentayga SUV that will debut a couple of weeks from now at the Geneva motor show.